I think Bengals WR Chad Ochocinco is going to be participating in American Ninja Warriors, or maybe he's cycling in the Tour de France or something. It's so hard to keep track of him these days. Oh wait, it was bull riding. Yes, that is it.
So who is rooting for the bull?
Ochocinco's football output compared to his quest for attention is as disproportional as the rivalry between Pepsi and RC Cola. With that in mind, we will count down the top six NFL divas who need to go away (myself not included). But first ...
Those who missed the cut
We have a couple of retired players (including one guy we hope remains retired) who really raise the ire.
And without further ado ...
6. Albert Haynesworth
Whenever I think of Haynesworth, I think of the lecture that Dean Wormer gave to Flounder in Animal House. I guess that means there's only one thing left for Haynesworth to do... road trip!
5. LaDainian Tomlinson
When you have to go out of your way to tell people how classy you are, well, that raises a red flag.
4. Mark Sanchez
Sanchez has a bright career ahead of him, but the rookie jumped ahead of his position in the lunch line when he first landed with the Jets.
3. Jay Cutler
Let this be a memo to players: When you are injured in a conference championship game, do not follow the lead of Tomlinson.
2. Chad Ochocinco / T.O.
Ochocinco still doesn't make the top of any list, and for good measure Owens was added, too, because you can't have Batman without Robin.
1. The 1972 Dolphins
We get it.
