Rhino goes 2-0 in the conference championships. Hanzus holds the postseason lead and I'm stuck writing the intro for the first time all season. Call it the playoff apocalypse. A perfect storm of implausibility, if you will.
Pardon my shock. I blame the New England Patriots.
The San Francisco 49ers are the better team, but the Baltimore Ravens have all the emotional intangibles. The Lombardi Trophy will be delivered to San Francisco for a sixth time.
Who could possibly have it better than us?! Nooooooooboddyyyy!
-- Kareem Copeland
* Based on nobility.
** Only person to pick a game right.