Appetizers
Do you want Goff? How about broth? Our Head Jeff states his Case that you're getting neither with our bitter Soft Sheldon crab salad, double covered in a Quincy Enunwasabi mayonnHayes. With MetLifeberg lettuce and some sauteed 7 & 9 bull-shiitake mushrooms, we can confidently say, we know. What. We're doing.
You West believe that our Tuna CharChar-candrick is back up and running! This raw Rivera "deliKelce" features cubed Blue Ginn tuna, blitzed with a layer of sliced Luuuuke-cumber and our finest Dontari fish roe. Put your order in AS-MVP, as this Carolina "Oher d'oeuvre" is on plates to make a comeback.
Sushi & Sashimi
Our highly publicized Gronk's Party boat of sushi features Tom's Tuck Roll, and is enough food to feed a 12th Man. A Super Bowl 49 piece steal, lock in on our Malcolm HaliButler and taste the third zing of our C.J. Prosisey Tuna roll. To make your Seahawks even more salty, remind your server of our prize-winning Edelmame beans.
Arranged in a floundering Philly downward spiral, our exsquidsite platter consists of Matty rice under center, surrounded by Mohamed Sanow crab, Fletcher lox and sea Ertzchin sashimi. Averaging 6.8 stars per plate, say sayonara to the 2000 Rams and make a reservation now for the Falcons' greatest show on surf... and turf!
Entrees
Diggs into our entree of Dustin Hopbotchi style Salmon Bradford accompanied by our Jay "Gr-udon" noodles. Enjoy our Jordan seaReed salad, it's received wild praise from critics claiming, "You’ll like that!: Caution: Sit away from our Zimmering hot tabletop, continued exposure of the O-line may cause Minnesota's playoff hopes to go up in flames.
It'll take more than one to tackle our Big Bento Box, complete with dumplings off to Bell and six pieces of our Black and Yellowtail super roll. This Heyward-tray also includes Lawrence Timmons' "Yakitori" chicken, our sweet and powerful Baby Dak Ribs and a crunchy Jason carrot vegetable tempura.
Our non-stick Chicken Jeremyaki Hill is a runway favorite thanks to its "pickled" ginger QB and sesame sixth seed aspirations. This combo comes with a fresh watered-down Eeli roll and stir-Tye Brandon LaBell peppers. Tied together by our Mike Nugent skewers, this large portion may make you rethink going for a second round.
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