San Francisco 49ers quarterback Alex Smithwon the hearts of statistically average humans everywhere this week.
"I could absolutely care less on yards per game," Smith said Wednesday of his ho-hum passing totals, before arguing (quite soundly, we might add) that Cam Newton's pumped-up rookie numbers down in Carolina aren't all they appear to be.
After Panthers linebacker Jon Beasonripped Smith for his comments, 49ers linebacker Patrick Willis entered the fray: