Each week, the Around The League writer with the worst record in picks has to write our introduction. This week, that man is Marc Sessler.
All season long, the Around The League gang has been "sticking a fork" in teams that can't make the playoffs.
I think we've missed someone:
Me.
TEXANS AT JAGUARS (Thurs., 8 p.m. ET, NFL Network)
Kevin Patra, Gregg Rosenthal, Marc Sessler, Chris Wesseling
Dan Hanzus
VIKINGS AT RAVENS (Sun., 1 p.m. ET, FOX)
It's possible nobody on Team ATL picks the Vikings the rest of the season.
Dan Hanzus, Kevin Patra, Gregg Rosenthal, Marc Sessler, Chris Wesseling
COLTS AT BENGALS (Sun., 1 p.m. ET, CBS)
The Colts can clinch the AFC South title with a win, so there's that.
Dan Hanzus, Kevin Patra, Gregg Rosenthal, Marc Sessler, Chris Wesseling
FALCONS AT PACKERS (Sun., 1 p.m. ET, FOX)
Last year's top seed in the NFC has been eliminated from playoff contention.
Dan Hanzus, Kevin Patra, Gregg Rosenthal, Marc Sessler, Chris Wesseling
BROWNS AT PATRIOTS (Sun., 1 p.m. ET, CBS)
Could Cleveland have starting QB No. 21 since its return from "hiatus" in 1999?
Dan Hanzus, Kevin Patra, Gregg Rosenthal, Marc Sessler, Chris Wesseling
RAIDERS AT JETS (Sun., 1 p.m. ET, CBS)
Gregg Rosenthal
Dan Hanzus, Kevin Patra, Marc Sessler, Chris Wesseling
LIONS AT EAGLES (Sun., 1 p.m. ET, FOX)
Kevin Patra
Dan Hanzus, Gregg Rosenthal, Marc Sessler, Chris Wesseling
DOLPHINS AT STEELERS (Sun., 1 p.m. ET, CBS)
Surprisingly, two teams with a combined 11-13 record play in a game with huge playoff implications.
Dan Hanzus, Kevin Patra, Gregg Rosenthal, Marc Sessler, Chris Wesseling
BILLS AT BUCCANEERS (Sun., 1 p.m. ET, CBS)
We have fallen hard for the lanky, cannon-armed Mike Glennon.
Dan Hanzus, Kevin Patra, Gregg Rosenthal, Marc Sessler, Chris Wesseling
CHIEFS AT REDSKINS (Sun., 1 p.m. ET, CBS)
Dan Hanzus, Kevin Patra, Gregg Rosenthal, Marc Sessler, Chris Wesseling
Redskins fans don't even have a first-round draft pick to look forward to.
TITANS AT BRONCOS (Sun., 4:05 p.m. ET, CBS)
Do you believe in Fitzmagic? We found five guys who don't.
Dan Hanzus, Kevin Patra, Gregg Rosenthal, Marc Sessler, Chris Wesseling
RAMS AT CARDINALS (Sun., 4:25 p.m. ET, FOX)
Dan Hanzus
Kevin Patra, Gregg Rosenthal, Marc Sessler, Chris Wesseling
GIANTS AT CHARGERS (Sun., 4:25 p.m. ET, FOX)
Team ATL doesn't believe in Eli.
Dan Hanzus, Kevin Patra, Gregg Rosenthal, Marc Sessler, Chris Wesseling
SEAHAWKS AT 49ERS (Sun., 4:25 p.m. ET, FOX)
Kevin Patra
Dan Hanzus, Gregg Rosenthal, Marc Sessler, Chris Wesseling
PANTHERS AT SAINTS (Sun., 8:30 p.m. ET, NBC)
Gregg Rosenthal
Dan Hanzus, Kevin Patra, Marc Sessler, Chris Wesseling
COWBOYS AT BEARS (Mon., 8:40 p.m. ET, ESPN)
Dan Hanzus, Kevin Patra, Gregg Rosenthal, Chris Wesseling
Marc Sessler
Week 13 record
Gregg Rosenthal: 12-4
Chris Wesseling: 12-4
Kevin Patra: 11-5
Dan Hanzus: 9-7
Marc Sessler: 7-9
Season record
Gregg Rosenthal: 131-60
Kevin Patra: 123-68
Chris Wesseling: 123-68
Dan Hanzus: 115-76
Marc Sessler: 111-80
First-place finishes
Kevin Patra: 5
Gregg Rosenthal: 5
Chris Wesseling: 5
Dan Hanzus: 1
Marc Sessler: 2
Last-place finishes
Marc Sessler: 5
Dan Hanzus: 3
Kevin Patra: 3
Chris Wesseling: 2
Gregg Rosenthal: 1
Hero picks*
Gregg Rosenthal: 9
Dan Hanzus: 4
Marc Sessler: 4
Kevin Patra: 3
Chris Wesseling: 2
* Only person to pick a game right.
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