Around these parts, we act aggressively when given the opportunity to disseminate images of Kate Upton.
This is what the Internet is for. It's part of the job. Now, if said Upton image also features Broncos quarterback/cultural zeitgeist Tim Tebow, things go to the next level.
And that's what we have here -- a photo of Upton (the reigning SI swimsuit cover girl) and Tebow (a man repped by not one, but two high-powered Hollywood agencies) at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party in Los Angeles on Sunday night.
There's approximately a one trillion percent chance the pair took an innocuous photo together after ending up at the same party, but we'd be remiss not to mention Upton's reported ties with another high-profile NFL quarterback, Jets whipping boy Mark Sanchez.
As you might recall, the New York Post told us in their typically understated manner that Sanchez had been "keeping time with curvaceous beauty Kate Upton."
Now she's keeping time with Tebow, though our definition and that of the esteemed Post likely differ greatly.