Each week, Dan Hanzus sifts through the pro football landscape to bring you sublime subplots of NFL life. Some of it he loves. Some he does not. Other stuff, he can't quite decide. The ATL Buzz Report.
1. Let's talk Tony!
We love that Tony Romo got more guaranteed money than Joe Flacco. A fresh dousing of kerosene on the "Is Romo overrated?" inferno was overdue.
2. Long live, Mohawk Steve
Much respect to Connor Barwin, who provided a fresh twist on a familiar move with his Houston goodbye ad that reminded us of a poster from the Coachella festival.
3. Dolphins' new look
Kudos on the Miami logo reboot. The last one had a Dolphin wearing a helmet. We were all so used to it we never thought how ridiculous it was. And kind of scary.
4. Barkley's pro day
Matt Barkley said he proved at USC's pro day that he has an arm that still works. Someone will reach for Barkley in the first round. Who will it be? Don't dare, Rex.
5. Blind and in a bind
Imagine it's the biggest moment of your life ... and suddenly you can't see. This happened to Michael Crabtree at the end of Super Bowl XLVII. Pleasant.
6. Brown out
This summer. Brandon Weeden. Jason Campbell. Two QBs. One starting job. No other options. Get pumped up for another year of Cleveland Browns football!
7. How about MySpace?
Facebook -- the website that gave your aunt access to your personal life -- also is home to a fan poll that calls Tim Tebow the NFL's most underrated player. Geez.
8. This ain't a 'Dream'
Sorry, Arthur Jones, the Ravens are not a dream team. There was, in fact, only one Dream Team. Christian Laettner was on it ... and some other guys.
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