Fans like ... this guy.
One thing I've learned in life: You do not mess with Joe Amorosino's live shot. Ever.
It does give me a good idea for an NFL Network show: It's about an elite group of idiots who, upon reaching a certain blood alcohol level, get Quantum Leap'd into different, far more hostile, NFL settings. It's kind of like how the DeLorean has to get up to 88 miles per hour, only with way more Coors Light.