We're deep into the dog days of the NFL offseason, and news has slowed to whatever is slower than a crawl. The best evidence: The newly popular meme of football players running really fast on treadmills. Or at least former football players.
In response to the video of Arizona Cardinals rookie Robert Gill's video from last week, here's Chad Johnson, running 24 mph at a slight incline.
Seriously, that's the whole post. I get paid for this.
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