And now a post about LeBron James, Manti Te'o and Kim Kardashian's Pomeranian terrier.
Well, it's actually just about two of them. Is that not enough?
Te'o, you might recall, underwhelmed at the NFL Scouting Combine on Monday with a time of 4.82 seconds in the 40-yard dash. In fairness, he wasn't timed by a well-compensated underling who shaved three-tenths of a second off the mark in the name of self-preservation.
Yes, I'm making a clear insinuation that all of LeBron James' 40 times are unofficial.
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