Why to watch
Somebody has to win this game, right? I mean, they won't tie, will they? Do the 2008 Lions pop corks anytime an awful team wins its first game?
Inside story
Kerry Collins is the only QB in the NFL with a lower yards-per-attempt average than Matt Cassel. This dude could throw the ball 40 times and not break 200 yards. Couple that with losing your franchise back for the year, and you'd better hope the defense and special teams score some points.