Star Wars quotes for 2016 draftees

Player: Jared Goff
Drafted: First round, No. 1 overall by the Los Angeles Rams

The Rams paid a smuggler's bounty in order to acquire the rights for Goff. In addition to the normal heavy expectations placed on No. 1 overall draft picks, Goff also faces the pressure of succeeding in a market as vast as Los Angeles.

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"Do. Or do not. There is no try." - Yoda

Player: Jared Goff
Drafted: First round, No. 1 overall by the Los Angeles Rams

The Rams paid a smuggler's bounty in order to acquire the rights for Goff. In addition to the normal heavy expectations placed on No. 1 overall draft picks, Goff also faces the pressure of succeeding in a market as vast as Los Angeles.

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Player: Carson Wentz
Drafted: First round, No. 2 overall by the Philadelphia Eagles

Wentz hails from the college football outpost that is Fargo, N.D. While that's not exactly the Outer Rim (or even Niima Outpost for that matter), North Dakota State isn't among the draft world's go-to destinations to find top prospects. That changed this year, when Wentz's rise forced NFL teams to make the long journey to Fargo.

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"If there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from." - Luke Skywalker

Player: Carson Wentz
Drafted: First round, No. 2 overall by the Philadelphia Eagles

Wentz hails from the college football outpost that is Fargo, N.D. While that's not exactly the Outer Rim (or even Niima Outpost for that matter), North Dakota State isn't among the draft world's go-to destinations to find top prospects. That changed this year, when Wentz's rise forced NFL teams to make the long journey to Fargo.

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Player: Ezekiel Elliott
Drafted: First round, No. 4 overall by the Dallas Cowboys

Dallas fans have seen too much to ignore the despair that has struck down their once-proud Cowboys. Well, because of Elliott, the Cowboys now have a chance. Elliott possesses the power to help revive the club.

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"This will begin to make things right." - Lor San Tekka

Player: Ezekiel Elliott
Drafted: First round, No. 4 overall by the Dallas Cowboys

Dallas fans have seen too much to ignore the despair that has struck down their once-proud Cowboys. Well, because of Elliott, the Cowboys now have a chance. Elliott possesses the power to help revive the club.

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Player(s): Jalen Ramsey and Myles Jack
Drafted: First and second rounds, No. 5 and 36 overall by the Jacksonville Jaguars

By the grace of these recent acquisitions, the Jaguars might rise from the ashes of mediocrity and steal the show.

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"There has been an awakening. Have you felt it?" - Supreme Leader Snoke

Player(s): Jalen Ramsey and Myles Jack
Drafted: First and second rounds, No. 5 and 36 overall by the Jacksonville Jaguars

By the grace of these recent acquisitions, the Jaguars might rise from the ashes of mediocrity and steal the show.

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Player: Laremy Tunsil
Drafted: First round, No. 13 overall by the Miami Dolphins

There was a great disturbance in Tunsil's draft stock, as millions of Twitter users suddenly saw a startling revelation. NFL teams had a bad feeling about all of this, and Tunsil's draft stock dropped like members of Kanjiklub and the Guavian Death Gang trying to take on a trio of dangerous rathtars.

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"Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff." - Han Solo

Player: Laremy Tunsil
Drafted: First round, No. 13 overall by the Miami Dolphins

There was a great disturbance in Tunsil's draft stock, as millions of Twitter users suddenly saw a startling revelation. NFL teams had a bad feeling about all of this, and Tunsil's draft stock dropped like members of Kanjiklub and the Guavian Death Gang trying to take on a trio of dangerous rathtars.

Ben Liebenberg/NFL

Player: Jaylon Smith
Drafted: Second round, No. 34 overall by the Dallas Cowboys

Smith still faces a long road ahead in his recovery from a devastating knee injury, but he's determined to prevail from that setback.

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"Never tell me the odds." - Han Solo

Player: Jaylon Smith
Drafted: Second round, No. 34 overall by the Dallas Cowboys

Smith still faces a long road ahead in his recovery from a devastating knee injury, but he's determined to prevail from that setback.

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Player: Christian Hackenberg
Drafted: Second round, No. 51 overall by the New York Jets

Inconsistent game tape didn't frighten the Jets from conjuring up a shocking selection in the second round. No matter the scouting data many other teams might have obtained, the Jets felt that was insignificant next to the promise of a potential future franchise quarterback.

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"I find your lack of faith disturbing." - Darth Vader

Player: Christian Hackenberg
Drafted: Second round, No. 51 overall by the New York Jets

Inconsistent game tape didn't frighten the Jets from conjuring up a shocking selection in the second round. No matter the scouting data many other teams might have obtained, the Jets felt that was insignificant next to the promise of a potential future franchise quarterback.

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Player: Jakeem Grant
Drafted: Sixth round, No. 186 overall by the Miami Dolphins

Grant stands 5-foot-6 and weighs 165 pounds, but, as Yoda might say -- size matters not, for his ally is blazing speed. The explosive, multi-purpose threat can score from any distance via receptions, kickoff or punt returns.

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"Judge me by my size, do you?" - Yoda

Player: Jakeem Grant
Drafted: Sixth round, No. 186 overall by the Miami Dolphins

Grant stands 5-foot-6 and weighs 165 pounds, but, as Yoda might say -- size matters not, for his ally is blazing speed. The explosive, multi-purpose threat can score from any distance via receptions, kickoff or punt returns.

Gregory Bull/Associated Press

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